'I was in the 212 you know what’s up or don’t you?' No, I don't to be honest.

So Azealia Banks is like omg totes killing the proverbial object with her super kool chune 212 isn't she omg omg? No. Just no. Don't even come to my table of music with this obscenity. And yes, the word obscenity is entirely fitting. You can't just say loads of swear words and expect that alone to make you controversial and cool. That's not how it works. You have to have an aspect of talent.. If i'm telling the truth I think the amount of swearing in her song actually makes it tiresome, you can't be expecting to keep good company with vocabulary like that. However the ultimately awfully worst bad thing about her is the fucking plaits in that video. For jesus sake four plaits was barely cool in year three. No self respecting person would have four plaits. It's like a crime or something. ugh feeling physically sick just thinking about it. If I ever actually see someone with four plaits I might just vom on their face, im not even joking. ugh. 




Something I really want to share with you guy's is some really emotional lyrics of my current favourite song. It's really helped me through a dark place and I feel it could do the same for you, they're so touching and maybe even life changing if your open minded enough:


" 'rat a tat tat'  
'who is that?' 
'only grandmas pussy cat' 
'what do you want?' 
'a pint of milk' 
'where's your money?'
'in my pocket' 
'where's your pocket?'
'i forgot it' 
'what on earth's the use of that oh you silly kittycat?' "




So confident in the knowledge that I've just changed your life for the better, I bid you adieu








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