Yes. I brought it up. Yes I do understand the meaning of 'Unspoken' but, No, It is in no circumstance Okay for you to take your shoes off on the bus. It's a rule, True it's never been written down, but it's a given. To avoid further confusion here's a list, a list of the other unspoken public transport laws.
1) I'll just re-itterate DO NOT TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF. I hate feet and I hate bacteria and I hate bad smells. So keep it in your shoes.
2) Don't eat loud or smelly food. It's not alright and everyone will hate you.
3) Don't have a conversation across the bus. Sit next to each other or don't talk at all.
4) Never. I say never. Play your music out loud. I can almost certainly guarantee that it's a heinous crime to my earholes.
5) If you think there's a chance you may urinate then don't get on the transportation vehicle. I know it sounds obvious but once a woman quite literally decided to pee. On three separate seats.
6) Don't administer any form of injection. There's a chance i'll vom on you.
7) Please, I appeal to you, Please don't stand up before the bus has even stopped if it's the buses final destination. Every single other person is also going to get off there. Will 1 minute extra honestly change your life?
8) If someone else has already pushed the button. Do not push it again. Ever. It kills me after the fifth bloody 'PING!' of bus stopping enthusiasm.
9) Control your bloody children. No it's not cute, they're actual gremlins.
10) KEEP YOUR SHOES ON.
Kthnxbi.
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