V festival, The Vaccines and Very difficult alliteration that I struggled with for a really long time in an attempt to sound witty. cool.

I went to v festival. It was proper lovely. The ultimate chav festival apparently. I don't care I loved it. Obviously Eminem was amazing but thats sort of expected from him. I think the best thing I saw was Kele. I love him more than cats. Nearly. The vibe was just beautiful and there were so many people there because it was in a tent and it was raining but literally everyone was loving it. He was mental, and when he played Tenderoni I was just like, Lovin' Life. Arctic monkeys were beyond disappointing to speak the truth, if I wanted to hear bloody moody contemplative songs I would have stayed at home and listened to Dido.. Well I wouldn't, because I hate Dido. But it seems like they actually despise their fans. They are not entertainers in any way.. They didn't even play Old Yellow Bricks, San Francisco, Dancing Shoes, Balaclava, Red Light Indicates Doors are Secured or many other classic tunes. But they did have Miles Kane out for their last song so all was forgiven. I just love Miles Kane, he's such a wonderful wonderful man..

Last week I only went to see the Vaccines, and although I do drive a single handed personal vendetta against them usually, I thought they were alright actually.. Like they're entertaining. And the guitarist only looks like Matt Baker! I might be a bit too keen on past Blue Peter presenters. But the Vaccines weren't bad. They are just an evolved version of the strokes, but I've finally realised that because I love the Strokes I should surely love the Vaccines.. There songs are so short. Thats good I have a short attention span. So I digress, I guess the point was I wish to remove all previous hate and start a new. good. brilliant. sorted. I. Love. Fullstops.

I had a crazy dream t'other night. I was a wee fish in the sea and Jarvis Cocker fished me out and took me home. I was in his home watching his life. It was great. Until he ate me. Is it weird that I enjoyed that? I think probably..

I saw Dr. Faustus yesterday. It was brilliant. At one point Arthur Darvill looked at me and we shared a moment, In fact I know it was love.. True true love... I LOVE HIM

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